Grandfather Clock Ticking Louder When BET is On

Antiques can make for beautiful possessions, especially if the item is an artistically unique piece of furniture or a vintage Buick that almost ensures the person driving it in the current day has dementia. Unfortunately, some pieces of memorabilia are even more high-maintenance, breaking down physically or even morally on…

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Men lie, women lie, numbers don’t lie, unless that number is a bajillion. In that case that number is lying through its’ fucking teeth. A recent study done by scientists who should really be focused on climate change shows that “bajillion” is not a number that exists, but instead just…

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