The sight of 67-year-old Ned Hertz eating his fish and chips basket alone on Wednesday night was either the saddest or downright scariest sight possible depending on whom you asked. The solo endeavor received mixed reviews from fellow citizens in attendance that night. “Like oh my God, Sarah look at…

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Ending speculation that she would name a politically sound individual as her running mate for the 2016 presidential election, Hillary Clinton has named 23-year-old Chaz Roberts as her social media-adept partner in crime. Citing a need for perspective, versatility, and desperate pandering, Clinton has pulled off a bigger surprise with…

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