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Dating Man Realizes Miniature Golf Never Leads to Sex

Who doesn’t love miniature golf? There’s the classic windmill hole where you need impeccable timing, and picking a fluorescent colored ball to show your silly side. It’s truly a good time but 26-year old Devin Parker recently realized he’s never held a pair of tits after playing 18 holes of…

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As 17-year-old Greg Craft’s four year high school career comes to an end the humiliation does not, as Craft was voted “most likely to become a step-dad” by his fellow classmates. Although a savage move by his peers, in their defense Craft does possess many step-dad like qualities, ranging from his K-Swiss…

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Alligators might be one of the most intimidating creatures in America, along with bears and schizophrenic homeless people with nothing to lose, but they don’t all have Disney-level aspirations. Shortly after an alligator auditioned for the entertainment industry by taking a 2-year-old from a Disney World resort, another alligator showed…

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