Articles by Zac Townsend

Dating Man Realizes Miniature Golf Never Leads to Sex

Who doesn’t love miniature golf? There’s the classic windmill hole where you need impeccable timing, and picking a fluorescent colored ball to show your silly side. It’s truly a good time but 26-year old Devin Parker recently realized he’s never held a pair of tits after playing 18 holes of…

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As 17-year-old Greg Craft’s four year high school career comes to an end the humiliation does not, as Craft was voted “most likely to become a step-dad” by his fellow classmates. Although a savage move by his peers, in their defense Craft does possess many step-dad like qualities, ranging from his K-Swiss…

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The sight of 67-year-old Ned Hertz eating his fish and chips basket alone on Wednesday night was either the saddest or downright scariest sight possible depending on whom you asked. The solo endeavor received mixed reviews from fellow citizens in attendance that night. “Like oh my God, Sarah look at…

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