Articles by Colin Means

Alligators might be one of the most intimidating creatures in America, along with bears and schizophrenic homeless people with nothing to lose, but they don’t all have Disney-level aspirations. Shortly after an alligator auditioned for the entertainment industry by taking a 2-year-old from a Disney World resort, another alligator showed…

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Ending speculation that she would name a politically sound individual as her running mate for the 2016 presidential election, Hillary Clinton has named 23-year-old Chaz Roberts as her social media-adept partner in crime. Citing a need for perspective, versatility, and desperate pandering, Clinton has pulled off a bigger surprise with…

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